This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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