what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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