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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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