If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
