I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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