Hey man sorry I got all grabby
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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