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For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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