I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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