last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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