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I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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