I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Randomize
