I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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