at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
