Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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