You made me cry and you don't even care
D3 body, D1 cock
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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