But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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