Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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