Sry I called you an 8
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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