just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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