Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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