Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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