grandma shit on top of the toilet
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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