Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16