How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.