Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Congratulations! We have a period
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