All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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