is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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