Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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