i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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