Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I think people are normalizing furries
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Randomize
