You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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