I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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