Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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