Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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