Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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