Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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