I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I will be naked everywhere
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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