Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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