: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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