We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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