Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I currently don't understand fingers.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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