She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
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