I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
its liver damage thursday
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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