Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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