That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
