im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
everyone is single if you try hard enough
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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