gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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