dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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