I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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