she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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