Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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