I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You are the jesus of drinking
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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