Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm like, not good at living.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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