Dual....:-)
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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