Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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