Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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