Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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