Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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