Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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